All About That Sage

{ Parody of All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor }

Because you know I'm all about that Sage
'bout that Sage, no Scoundrel
I'm all about that Sage
'Bout that Sage, no Scoundrel
I'm all about that Sage
'Bout that Sage, no Scoundrel
I'm all about that Sage
'Bout that Sage... Sage... Sage... Sage [SAGE]

Yeah it's pretty clear, I don't throw green goo
but I can Quake it, Quake it, I ain't no Pikachu
and I got that burst-burst but when they give chase
then I can Phase Walk to alternate places

I see that cloud of green, making sure they don't drop
I don't just only heal, I also make it stop
If you got armor, armor, I'll raise it up
and every inch of you's protected by my bubble 'til it pops.

Yeah my mama she told me "Don't worry about those guys."
She says, "Some folks like tech healers better, you realize."
(better better, no, not better better)
You know I won't play no big monthly flavor just 'cause you bawl.
So if that's what you're into, then go 'head and move along.

[Chorus]
Because you know I'm all about that Sage
'bout that Sage, no Trooper
I'm all about that Sage
'Bout that Sage, no Trooper
I'm all about that Sage
'Bout that Sage, no Trooper
I'm all about that Sage
'Bout that Sage

(Hey!)
I'm bringing Jedi back!
You all know lightsabers are where it's at.
And when I'm playing my Force regen is flat
But I'm here to tell you...
every inch of you's protected by my bubble 'til it pops.

Yeah my mama she told me "Don't worry about those guys."
She says, "Groups like big numbers right up until someone dies."
(you're dead you're dead now, so, I'll rez you rez you)
You know I won't be no number-whore fluffing, then let you fall.
So if that's what you're into, then go 'head and move along.

[Chorus and Outro]

(Wait! That's a... ARGHHHHHH....)

As a very special bonus, this song features a recording of me singing it!