The Way

{ Parody of The Way, by Fastball }

He joined with their clan
and he started packing.
He showed the door to thugs, not much to say.
But when he turned them in his fee was lacking.
So Greef Karga said
"Here's a job that will offer more pay."

He went to the house
Got into a standoff
The client had to calm them down and say
"I'll pay in Beskar Steel after the handoff."
"I'll need the chain code before I decide yea or nay."

All the Moff could say
was "No, but we know that the trail's not cold.
We'll give you this tracker. He's fifty years old.
We have his location.
We just need a bold hombre."

Soon we see the Mando's
wandering off somewhere
to bring it back home
but there's angry blurrgs there
But Kuiil has spoken
The droid says he'll share this prey ... to slay.

Those parts from his ship
No, he couldn't find 'em
Because the Jawas stripped it clean that day
He chased them down
but they left him behind them
But they'd make a deal for
a mudhorn egg used to repay

Anyone could see
the Mando was giving it all he had
but in spite of that it was going real bad.
With some magic hand thing
the little guy saved the day.

He was feeling bad for
taking the child back there,
so he blasted in
took the kid from that lair.
The Guild tried to stop him
but then came his clan's gunplay ... display

[Bridge]

Now it's plain to see
there's nowhere the child could be safely stowed
More hunters will find them in any abode
and never stop coming
until they're both old and gray.

Now they both are nomads
wandering off somewhere
They don't have a home
but they really don't care
These two are a clan now
For Mandos this is, they say,  ... "The Way".