Do You Want To Kill Some Guild-mates?

{ Parody of Do You Want To Build A Snowman? from Disney's Frozen }

Do you want to kill some guild-mates?
Come on let's go and play.
I hear that now it's all the rage,
get on your sage,
and watch them run away.
We used to be the healers
and now we're not
We're just out to make them cry...
Do you want to kill some guild-mates?
The first one was done by a guild-mate:
(Elsa: Go away, Nadana!)
That 'Church' guy.

Do you want to wipe your ops group?
by using Rescue from afar?
I understand that somewhere there's a book
I'll take a look and see how many ways there are.
(That many? Wow!)
Just use the Reach of Brontes,
those time portals, too
or Raptus' big bow tie....
(Res-cue, Res-cue, Res-cue, Res-cue . . . .)

(Montage of Sages killing people with Rescue plays)

Sages . . . please, I know you're out there.
People are asking us to stop.
They say it isn't funny anymore
to yank them off the floor
and let them drop.

We only have light armor
but now they all see
they need to fear us too!
Do you want to kill your guild-mates...?