Song 2: "Spy's Lament"

This song happened more as a joke than anything, after a misunderstanding over "My Immortal" being the title of both a (apparently bad) bit of fan fiction and a song by Evanescence.

The culminated with my promising that Langlicia's next song would be to the tune of the Evanescence song.  Here it is.

The song takes place in the aftermath of the party's raid of the Farm facility, and is about how the group triggered an obvious trap (treasure chests that were really mimics) that Langlicia had warned them about.

[ To the tune of My Immortal, by Evanescence ]

Traps and trials all over here
A place to train spies, here for years
and yet you can't conceive
they've got more hidden up their sleeve
'cause these treasure chests linger here
But you won't leave them alone

Ignoring my appeal
These chests, they're just not real!
Please trust me I've spent time here in this place

As a spy, you wouldn't last days, forget years
Am I dreaming? Why do you want souvenirs?
So I warned you, and it fell on deaf ears
But still you have . . . caused a scene